4 Packs a Day with a Bourbon Chaser

Don’t you just LOVE this picture? 

I have a cold right now and with a cold comes a raspy voice. I have to tell you the best laugh I have had in several days is when I found this picture. I am still laughing as I am typing this because that picture is honestly how I visualize what I sound like right now.

I sound like I smoke 4 packs a day and do Bourbon chasers. Kind of like a 60 year old truck driver…. sexy huh…..?? Now don’t get me wrong, I LOVE TRUCK DRIVERS… we have fun and delightful banter as they drive down the road. I just don’t want to sound like them…giggle…. just how you want to imagine your favorite sexy lady on the phone right??? I don’t think so!

As I have mentioned several times before, I LOVE MY JOB! However there is a downside to being completely self employed. When I don’t work, I don’t get paid AND there is no SICK PAY! The good news is I don’t feel anywhere near as bad as I sound. I am just waiting for my voice to come back. I have been out for a week and hopefully it will be back very soon!

The other down side is I get lonesome. I truly enjoy my friends I spend time with on the phone. They make me laugh, I learn so much from them, I feel sexy and I get to have orgasms throughout the day! I even get into an occasional quasi debate on various topics… (Never politics – that’s ugly) mostly what makes men and women “tick”.

I miss my friends. In a recent email one of my friends said, “it’s ok sweetie, just lay back with a cup of tea with honey and lemon and you will be better in no time” I feel the love Joe, thank you so much! My other friend ‘TinyTim” also suggested that I put up a tribute button for some “sick pay”. Thanks for watching out for me TinyTim!

Ok… I will… it is below if you care to contribute! You will be my hero for sure if you do! A week without pay is hard!  I will even slip you some free minutes if you wish to donate to my Sick Pay Fund!

So, in writing this I wanted you to know that I haven’t disappeared, I am just laying low for a few days while I get my voice back! If you can, send an email to say hi, I would love to hear from you.

Emma’s Sick Pay Donation Tributes

(from my Niteflirt Friends)


Emma’s “Sick Pay” Donation – $5


Emma’s “Sick Pay” Donation – $10



Emma’s “Sick Pay” Donation – $20


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